It’s getting harder and harder to be a (bottle) blonde.
Everywhere I look there’s beautiful red hair. It looks so healthy and shiny, like an evil temptress. In my moments of weakness I like to look at my favourite blondes to remind myself of how wonderful it is to have lovely yellow hair. I hope that together we can see through the red days and raise our bottles of silver shampoo in celebration.
NEVER GIVE UP ON THE PEROXIDE.